I have discovered a new addiction: Polyvore. Have you heard of it? It’s like an all access pass to clothes you never knew existed. It’s kind of like playing Barbies for adults. You can create fantastic outfits complete with shoes and jewelry that you’d never wear in real life because: A: Thigh high black suede boots aren’t a great choice … Read More
Why Chris Cannon Will Be Joining a Nudist Colony
Yesterday, I went shopping for jeans. This information alone should be enough to make you understand why this rant is entitled: Why Chris Cannon Will Be Joining a Nudist Colony. I foolishly imagined that if I went to Kohls, Sears, Macys, and Dillards I would be able to purchase pants. I tried on over 20 pairs of jeans. As in … Read More
Dragon Fashion Finds
It’s no secret that I like dragons. Whenever I’m on Pinterest I scan for dragon sculptures, dragon mugs, dragon furniture, etc. Today I discovered Polyvore, which has a ton of cool dragon stuff. It’s a bit pricey, but it’s fun to look at. All of these items can be found here: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/shop?query=dragon&.search_src=masthead_search What is the coolest dragon item you’ve ever come … Read More
Fashion Rant, or How to Write Your Character’s Wardrobe.
This is a public service announcement. Attention any man wearing skinny jeans. You need to go home right now and change into a pair of normal Levi’s. Men do not look good in skinny jeans. And if you wear a striped shirt with your skinny jeans, you look like you’re channeling Where’s Waldo. While I’m trashing fashion trends, can someone … Read More