How an Author Feels After a Book Release: Animal Gifs

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Good Morning. I’m sharing some animals gifs to explain how an author feels after a book release. At first you’re like, “Hey, this is going pretty good. I just need to do a few things. I’ll take one step (or bite) at a time. And then you’re like, “Wait. I need to do this and this and this and this and … Read More

Playing with Polyvore

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I have discovered a new addiction: Polyvore. Have you heard of it? It’s like an all access pass to clothes you never knew existed. It’s kind of like playing Barbies for adults. You can create fantastic outfits complete with shoes and jewelry that you’d never wear in real life because: A: Thigh high black suede boots aren’t a great choice … Read More

Make Me Laugh Wednesday: What Day is it?

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Just when I think I have my ducks in a row, I realize I need to write up my Wednesday post. Because tomorrow is Wednesday…right? I think today is Tuesday? Stupid daylight savings time screwed up my sense of time. If you’re one of the areas receiving multiple inches or feet of snow, stay inside, stay safe, and try to stay … Read More

Fanning the Flames Release Success

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Thank you to everyone who made the release of Fanning the Flames such a success. If you missed the author interview on Fresh Fiction you can check it out here. Here’s a list of Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Chris Cannon. Don’t forget to enter the Rafflecopter for a chance to win a $40.00 Amazon Gift Card. If you … Read More

Pre-Release Day Jitters for Fanning the Flames-Muppet gifs

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Fanning the Flames, the fourth book in my shape-shifting dragon series, comes out March 6th. Allow me to explain what an author feels like the day before her book releases through Muppet Gifs. Oh, my God. My book comes out tomorrow. What if no one buys the book? What if they buy the book and they think it sucks? Holy Crap. What … Read More

Make Me Laugh Wednesday-Writing Humor

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It’s Make Me Laugh Wednesday: the writing humor edition. As a writer you go through many phases of doubt and insecurity when you’re trying to put the multidimensional world in your head down on paper. It’s never quite as vivid as you want it to be. You just hope the readers fill in the gaps.  Fanning the Flames is up … Read More

Sunday Author Swag

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It’s that time of year where I start figuring out my swag options. There are so many swag options online that it can be overwhelming. I’m attending the Barbara Vey Reader Appreciation Weekend April 28-30 so I need to figure out and order my swag soon. Here are some options. Let me know what you like best. One commenter will … Read More

A Very Monday-ish Day

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I know yesterday was Tuesday, but it felt oh so very Monday-ish. It felt specifically Monday-ish because it was raining and I couldn’t find an umbrella. I have this special skill where I carry my umbrella into work, because it’s raining in the morning. But then, and this is the important part, I leave the umbrella on my desk when … Read More

Sunday Funnies

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I used to love eating powdered sugar donuts and reading the Sunday funnies when I was a kid. I really miss those long skinny bags of sugar covered carbohydrate bliss. Sigh…at least Sunday funnies are still around and calorie free.

Fanning the Flames

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The Pre-order link for Fanning the Flames should be up tomorrow. I’ll post it once it’s live. Here’s an excerpt where Bryn, Valmont, Clint, Ivy, Mr. Stanton and Miss Enid investigate a newly discovered root cellar behind Valmont’s cabin which they think might be part of a secret network of underground tunnels. *** Clint cracked his knuckles and squatted down … Read More

Fanning The Flames excerpt

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I thought I’d share another excerpt from Fanning The Flames. ***   The next day in Elemental Science, Bryn pulled Keegan aside. “This is going to be a weird conversation, but my grandfather asked me to find a Red dragon I trusted who is willing to take on a knight to help in the investigation against the Rebels.” “Why would … Read More